Penelope Cruz obviously has no problem with being nude on film. Scarlett Johnasson has yet to bare it all much to the chagrin of movie-going boyz everywhere, but Woody Allen is going to change that, right?
His upcoming romantic triangle thriller, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” is supposed to feature a three-way with Scarjo, Cruz and Javier Bardem, plus a lesbian sequence with the two ladies, right?
Mr. Skin and other sites devoted to naked ladies onscreen however can cool their screen-cap fingered jets right now. Allen says the scene is not all that. In the summer preview issue of Entertainment Weekly (not online yet) the nebbish director of nearly 40 movies downplays the whole scenes.
“Because it was Scarlett and Penelope, it got out there that there was torrid sex in the picture,” Allen said. But sadly, no that’s not the case and the scene is apparently a “discreetly shot ménage à trois.” Allen cautioned the JoBlo movie fans that would normally not bother with the film, “People who come and expect those exaggerations are going to be disappointed.”
Way to sell your movie Woody. Cut receipts in half right now.
Still, Allen’s not a total idiot, he did cast them for a reason. “To come to the set every morning with two of the sexiest women in the world… that was certainly as big a treat as you could have.”
Once a perv, always a perv.