When the biggest ringing endorsement for a movie you can muster is that it’s from the director of the Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher vehicle "What Happens In Vegas," you might want to rethink your approach. At any rate "How To Make Love To An Englishman" (known domestically as "Some Kind Of Beautiful"—both titles are sort of terrible) has that factoid and the charm of its leads trying to make their way through this material to ride on and the first international trailer has arrived.
Pierce Brosnan, Jessica Alba, and Salma Hayek star in the movie about lothario poet who settles down with a hot, much younger woman, all the while pining for her older sister. Yep, it’s beautiful people having hardly relatable and very contrived problems. Here’s the official synopsis:
By day, Richard Haig (Pirece Brosnan) is a successful and well-respected English professor at renowned Trinity College in Cambridge. By night, Richard indulges his own romantic fantasies with a steady stream of beautiful undergraduates. But Richard has grown tired of the game and is looking for something more meaningful and lasting. So when Kate (Jessica Alba), Richard’s tanned, athletic, 25-year-old American girlfriend tells him that she is pregnant, Richard is thrilled. He looks forward to having a family of his own, being a father his children could be proud of, not some sex-fueled bobcat. There is only one problem. Richard’s not in love with Kate. Richard is in love with Kate’s sister, Olivia (Salma Hayek). He had been in love with her ever since he first saw her. Pierce Brosnan, Salma Hayek and Jessica Alba star in this romantic comedy about a hilariously mixed up family, and the love and loyalties they share.
"Some Kind Of Beautiful" hits DirecTV on July 23rd and opens in limited release on August 21st. Watch below.
What is the song that plays while Salma Hayek is trying to blow her bad dream away?
Chaplain prayers,
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Call sign ‘Code Blue’.
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Man, lucky dude gets to play a double header with these fine ladies. Acting but still lucky.
I LOVE that he\’s doing Romantic Comedies!! PLEASE keep doing them!
I really enjoy watching Pierce but wish his agent would find him better, more challenging rolls. Oh well, I guess someone has to keep Keely in her million dollar wardrobe.
Chaplain prayers,
FBI. IBM. Navy fire to Fire Departments Worldly CDF. Navy bird to infantry. Marine charge. City fire to coasties command to coast guard. Merchant marines charge banks. Merchant marines command of all schoolings to k-3, k-12, adult schools {upmost importance}, high schools, city colleges, universities, university. Merchant marines academy command teachers to all schoolings -make‘em honest. Merchant marines charge university command posts in each state. Knights of Columbus command banks of each state and federal accounts blessed in church lock downs. KOC charges bank accounts to states and national deficient. KOC charge all courtrooms synagogues blessed by me the king of heaven -Achillies. If you want orders KOC bless courts, all systems, law system as synagogues havens. We might bless them as heavens. Humors. Just entertainment for some of us it’s like “Star Trek”. City fire marine. State fire navy. Federal Fire County. Runs command. Set schoolings turfs. Messy cause cuz the bads don’t get it that way. White connection scramble all messages from bads. British command we got’s Joes. Just playing Joes. Just funning around homey. This has ready happened in time bad blood. KOC government a Pope a state one federal Pope one Italy Pope. –all humor. Yo Rangers lead the way.
Call sign ‘Code Blue’.
Az ‘George Howe’ 0’Neill Anonymous
Genius Physiologist Chaplain
Psychologist Film Military Scientist
Anthropologist Movies Sarcasm