While it’s easy to poke fun at Johnny Depp for some of the choices he makes ("Mortdecai"), he can really turn it on when he wants to ("Black Mass"). And the actor hilariously goes for it, leading the big comedy surprise which has just dropped, and should take the wind out of the sails of Donald Trump‘s victory in New Hampshire last night.
Funny Or Die has released the mock documentary "The Art Of The Deal: The Movie," featuring Depp as Donald Trump (yes, really) and a star-studded cast including Ron Howard (who narrates), Alfred Molina, Robert Morse, Patton Oswalt, Jack McBrayer, Michaela Watkins, Henry Winkler, Stephen Merchant, Christopher Lloyd, Kristen Schaal, Andy Richter, Paul Scheer, Rob Huebel, Tymberlee Hill, Alf, Jordan Coleman, Joe Nuñez, and more. Jeremy Konner ("Drunk History") directs, and Kenny Loggins wrote the theme song.
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The concept is that ‘The Art Of The Deal’ is a long-lost movie made by Trump in the 1980s but that has only recently been unearthed after Howard wrestles it away from a woman at a yard sale. The project was shot last month, and Funny Or Die editor-in-chief Owen Burke was desperate to keep the surprise.
“The plan was to move really fast because we thought Trump would go away, as least as a presidential candidate,” he told The New York Times. “When he bizarrely didn’t go away, we had a little more time. But that meant keeping the secret for longer.”
Well, details of the project didn’t leak, which makes the discovery this morning all the more exciting. Watch below.
Update: Additionally amazing? Watching Depp take off his Trump makeup. It’s horrifying.
Stand up and be counted
Show the world that you\’re a man!
Stand up and be counted
Go with the Ku Klux Klan!
We are a sacred brotherhood
Who love our country true
We always can be counted on
When there\’s a job to do
We serve our homeland day and night
To keep it always free
And proudly wear our robes of white
Protecting liberty!
Stand up and be counted
Show the world that you\’re a man!
Stand up and be counted
Go with the Ku Klux Klan!
The Bible calls for glory to
Our symbols of the man
A sword, and water, rope, and hood
Portray our noble Klan!
1. UN chief of Migration, chairman Goldman-Sachs bank.
2. CFR globalist Ted Cruz\’s wife works for Goldman-Sachs.
3. Sydney Blumenthal, John Podesta not Muslims, work for Hillary.
4. Rupert Murdoch says \’Bloomberg would make a good president.\’
5. Filthy kike Mike Bloomberg sells Sharia financial services.
6. Syrian “rebel” terrorists met Keating 5 Senator McCain.
7. Sheldon Adelson bankrolls Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz.
8. George Soros, public enemy #1 in Russia, just gave Hillary 8 million
9. Bernie Sanders needs to "feel the Bern" in a big oven.
"Hitler will emerge from the hatred that surrounds him now as one of the most significant figures who ever lived… He had in him the stuff of which legends are made." -John F. Kennedy
"I have been just as furious as you at the compilation of lies which the communist and Semitic elements of our government have leveled against me and practically every other commander. In my opinion it is a deliberate attempt to alienate the soldier vote from the commanders, because the communists know that soldiers are not communistic, and they fear what eleven million votes (of veterans) would do." (George Patton)
"I have killed many Mexicans; I do not know how many, for frequently I did not count them. Some of them were not worth counting. It has been a long time since then, but still I have no love for the Mexicans. With me they were always treacherous and malicious." (My Life: The Autobiography of Geronimo, 1905.)
"Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest." –Mahatma Ghandi
A silly low budget spoof is going to, "take the wind out of the sails of Donald Trump\’s victory in New Hampshire last night"? You need to put the bong down, take a step back and breathe in some reality.
The Jewish doctrine of Marxism rejects the aristocratic principle of Nature and replaces the eternal privilege of power and strength by the mass of numbers and their dead weight.
(Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf)
Ja sam čovjek iz sjene… Kosovo je Srbija…
Satanizam je Jevrejski kult…
Jevreji su licemjer lopove… Imun na Zakon, paraziti.
Le satanisme est un juive cile…
Le juive occupé gouvernement français a mis Jean-Marie Le Pen en prison pour avoir critiqué l\’islam!
La liberté d\’expression en France? Taureau-merde!
Украина должна забыть о Крыме и НАТО… НАТО бомбили христианские сербов… власть на Украине находится в сговоре с олигархами, им никто не противостоит.
Армия Украины обстреливает мирные города. Мирные города не обстреливает ополчение и тем более армия России. Украинская армия убивает мирных жителей… и это факт.
Съ нами Богъ!
Ingen land kjører sitt eget løp under denne invasjonen, for det hele er en politisk agenda som ledes av FN, og som pushes frem av jødene og deres nikkedukker (politikerne).
Derfor er vi maktesløse og kan ikke gjøre noe fordi folk flest vil ganske enkelt ikkevite eller forstå at dette er en politisk agenda.
Noen klarer imidlertid å forstå at politikerne bevisst jobber for å importere muslimer og skifte ut folket, men der stopper det, de er som en computer som ikke kan gå videre fordi programmet ikke tillater det.
FNs sjef for Migration er styreleder i Goldman-Sachs bank… Jødiske bankfolk er oversvømmelser Europa med muslimer!
Eine Sturm kommt… Aus der Asche der alten Welt, entzündet sich eine neue Flamme… Unsere Welt wird brennen, die Angst und Zweifel werden im Feuer untergehen.
filthy nasty jews