"B-Movie Actors On A Plane." That's what this really should be called, but kudos to the dudes with brass balls at CBS Films who are wagering that there is an audience out there for a spooky movie starring that guy from "True Blood" (Ryan Kwanten) and Turtle from "Entourage" (Jerry Ferrera), along with the chicks from "Crank" (Amy Smart) and "The Hangover Part II" (Jamie Chung).
"The Grudge" director Takashi Shimizu is at the helm of "7500," which, at least for the first half, is about the assholes you have to deal with when getting on a plane. But then the camera starts to shake and there is a lot of phooooooooom noises, indicating that the plane will crash on that island from "Lost" or there is a ghost on board. Or something. Whatever. Maybe everyone should have taken a boat to Japan instead of getting on a plane.
If you want to find out what happens and you have nothing nothing better to do on Labor Day weekend, "7500" opens on August 31st. Trailer below.
Every one of these "B" actors has clearly done more with their lives than the writer of this article, Kevin Jagernauth. The condescending tone betrays his obvious insecurity. Sad little man. I would venture to guess Jagernauth is writing these blogs from his mom's basement.
This is funny, i mean the post. 8)