Try as we might to see director Michael Bay as a normal human being not just a jackass caricature who blows up shit, we pretty much fail every time he opens his mouth. Or one of his cast members anyhow. This time it’s once again Megan Fox, the hottie of “Transformers 2” who tells FoxNews that she had to gain weight for the destructo-robot sequel because she lost too many lbs for “Jennifer’s Body,” and because Bay wants too see some junk in the trunk. In fact she had to put on 10lbs in three weeks whole weeks. How un-L.A.!
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“I should have toned up for Transformers but I’m really lazy. I had to put on weight. I’d lost a lot of weight and got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on size for Transformers because Michael [Bay] doesn’t like skinny girls.”
How’d she lose the weight in the first place. Hollywood’s favorite diet of course, starving yourself.
“I just stopped eating. I don’t eat very healthy anyway – I have a serious sugar tooth, so now I eat red-velvet cake before I go to bed every night, and if you eat meals later, you’ll put on weight faster, so I had dinner at 10 p.m.”
Girls with normal figures and metabolism are firing dagger eyes at you right now, honey. Fox – the actress not the shameless news organization – already reminded us of Bay’s preternatural sensitive interpersonal skills as a filmmaker when he tapped his inner-Richard Attenborough to giver her this thoughtful direction on the ‘Transformers 2’ set: “just look hot.”
Meanwhile, Bay keeps insisting most of the “Transformers 2” news out there is purposeful disinformation. You couldn’t pay us enough to discern from nuthin’ there, but hopefully some of the other nerd bloggers out there, can point out to everything purportedly “false,” that turned out to be true, as we’re pretty sure there’s more than one example.
Bay also gave his “T2” writers these pearls of wisdom. “I hate sequels that try to make it to the third movie. Pretend like we’re never having a third movie.” Genius.
