Did Lindsay Lohan’s debauched firecrotch days to irreparable damage to her film career? Basically, yes. She was fantastic in “Mean Girls,” because she fit the material perfectly, but then became an ugly celebutante after that and went off the rails. Now that’s she gone back to normal (relatively) and is enjoying life with girlfriend Sam Ronson, she can’t seem to get work.
“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And have a house to pay for now,'” she told Nylon (via People).
Apparently she tried to get a part in Tim Burton’s “Alice In Wonderland” (presumably Mia Wasikowska’s lead role or Anne Hathaway’s part?), but she didn’t get the part. “That didn’t work out,” she admitted. “It is what it is. You’re not right for the part, and that’s it. I can take it, I’m a big girl.”
She’s apparently trying to get Sean Penn and Seth Rogen involved in an unnamed project, but she seems to be having zero success with the latter.
“I’m talking to a lot of people right now. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”
Self-unawareness is funny and sad. Honey, we hate to break it to you, but pulling stunts so bad that Jane Fonda has to even call you out on it? You might want to start looking for another line of work. And sublebrities on the rise (“Gossip Girls” ladies, we’re looking at you), take this as a cautionary tale.
