Do we care about Kevin Smith? Not one iota, but we figured we’d try and enter the cultural conversation that is “Zack And Miri Make A Porno,” because a) we probably should regardless of our feelings on his special-Olympics-like filmmaking and b) because the film does look like wannabe Apatow and even stars Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks (two Apatow mainstays). This clip is mostly uneventful: Zack and Miri comment on offscreen actors in their porn screen tests and it’s full of Smith’s grade school potty humor comedy which isn’t that funny? Why are we posting this? Cause we already typed this all out and at least three people will be interested in this no matter how lame it is. Maybe there’s no hope for Smith at all, even if he’s trying to go for cock n’ balls comedy.
Smith even cast Craig Robinson in the film, the funny doorman who first got noticed by most people as the doorman in “Knocked Up,” (“I would love to tear that ass up, but you too damn old for this club”), c’mon Kevin, do you have any original ideas? Oh right, that kid named Jason Mewes (*eye roll*). You’ll have to do better than this.