Not content with having merely dominated the tween music landscape, the Jonas Brothers are looking to take a bite out of the lucrative “Twilight” profits join in on the summer fun teen vampire phenomenon!
Their film, “Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience” will surely go gangbusters at the box-office, but what’s lined up for that ever-important 4th quarter? Nothing… yet.
“The movie was obviously a huge success, and if they asked us to be a part of [the sequel], that would be great,” Nick Jonas told MTV, hinting that they would be more than willing to write a song for the “New Moon” soundtrack. “It would be really cool.”
Translation: *ding*$$*ding**ding*$$*ding*
Oh, it would be immensely cool, we’re suuuure about that. Alexandra Patsavas – the Jonas Bros aren’t on your label, but are you listening?
Even fucking better and making their motives all the more transparent? These little fuckers haven’t even seen the film! “I haven’t seen it,” Joe admitted. “But I have heard it’s a great movie.” “We’re looking forward to seeing it,” Nick clarified. “We’ve been a little busy, so it’s kinda hard to get the movies, but we’ll see it.”
Oh, of course you will. They grow up into shameless turds so fast, don’t they?
