“If I can’t find the right story that would work for me and that I could tell really well, I would like someone else to tell that story.” Sam Raimi subtly contemplates his exit from the Spider-Man franchise handcuffs. [MTV]
“I’m not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I am in fact, merely doing what every other single 32-year-old man in NYC is doing this summer. I am dating.” Zach Braff claims despite tabloid rumors, he is not a roofie-ing “toxic bachelor.” Don’t believe the hype he says despite thou doth protesting too much on his mypsace page. [Radar] and [Gawker]
“I was able to take problems of the soul and transform them into problems of art, to put on a disguise.” – Despite a judicial verdict that says she defrauded a movie studio, Laura Albert still claims she is J.T Leroy. She also insists that the producers are trying to steal her life story. [NY Post]
– Who will play Hugh Hefner? One old rumor was Nic Cage (pass), either way fauxteur Brett Ratner says, “I want to show it all, from the First Amendment struggles to his first orgy to the stroke in the 1980s that almost killed.” him.” Expect many gratuitous beaver shots. [LA Times]
