Diddy has made a “movie” for his new fragrance, “I Am King.” How humble, the commercial, sorry, movie, also titled “I Am King,” is straight up, Quantum of Diddy. You think it’s a coincidence? No Diddy write on YouTube, ” I would like to also announce that this is my audition tape for the next James Bond. There is a black president and it’s time for there to be a black Bond.” [via Vulture]
You think he’s being facetious, but Diddy already wanted to make a “Black Jason Bourne” movie and plus we all know he thinks he has a grasp on irony, but is far from it. We’re all for a black James Bond, but anyone but Diddy. Also Dids? We’re pretty sure Daniel Craig has a lock on this one for the foreseeable future. Also, let’s note, Diddy rides on a jet ski wearing a tuxedo in this thing, yes!