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‘Dark Phoenix’ Honest Trailer: A Terrible Attempt To Remake A Bad Film Based On A Beloved Story

Sometimes Screen Junkies takes on objectively good movies for the company’s Honest Trailers series. Those tend to be a bit more nit-picky and less interesting than the videos made about terrible films. And because of that, it’s with great glee that I get to share the Honest Trailer for “Dark Phoenix.”

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As you might expect, given the Screen Junkies’ track record, they don’t pull any punches when it comes to Fox’s most recent ‘X-Men’ film. Sure, fans might argue that “Dark Phoenix” isn’t the bottom of the barrel X-film. “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” or even “X-Men: Apocalypse” are likely worse than Simon Kinberg’s directorial debut. However, there’s no denying that “Dark Phoenix” is a bad film.

And in the Honest Trailer, no stone is left unturned. The film’s lowlights include the scene where Professor X is being forced to “walk” upstairs, the ridiculous constipation faces that the characters give us when they’re utilizing their powers, and of course, my personal favorite, the film’s lone f-bomb, said in the most hilarious and out of character way by Cyclops.

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But really, the crux of what makes “Dark Phoenix” so bad, and what Screen Junkies seems to come back to again and again is just how the film is just a rehash of a bad film that was already made in the X-franchise that is based on a really good comic book storyline. And in this new version, Kinberg and the rest of the folks involved basically forgot everything that made the classic story so beloved and presented a sub-par superhero film that is the de facto finale to a 20-year-old franchise. Disappointing doesn’t even begin to describe that.

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